I just read a story that is a warning to us all.
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I just read a story that is a warning to us all. Nowadays, you have to be very careful. It seems a Wyoming man was recently arrested for drunk driving. But it wasn’t just your run-of-the-mill drunk driving arrest. This guy had been abducted by aliens.
It wasn’t clear how the abduction happened, but the man insisted that after the aliens had filled his body with alcohol, he was able to travel through time. In fact, he had just returned from the far-off year of 2048. He was trying to get back to Casper to warn the residents the aliens were coming, and wanted to speak to the president of the town.
Now this is frightening indeed. After all, if aliens invade Casper, where might they go next? And what might they do to us? Fill our bodies with alcohol and send us to some far-off year? Or maybe they will fill our bodies with whipped cream and send us back in time. Or maybe it would be something even more villainous. It makes you shudder to think of all the things the aliens could do.