• As soon as you load your horse in the trailer he will take a dump.
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• As soon as you load your horse in the trailer he will take a dump.
• Any 4th of July rodeo will get rained out.
• The more a new pair of boots cost, the quicker you will scuff a big chunk off the toe.
• The further you get from home in your straw hat, the harder the wind will blow.
• No matter who you vote for, you finally have to admit it didn’t make any difference.
• Any law passed by congress will either increase your taxes or decrease your freedom.