It’s always fun to eat at Chinese restaurants, even if you’re not crazy about Chinese food, because you can find out what kind of animal you are.
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It’s always fun to eat at Chinese restaurants, even if you’re not crazy about Chinese food, because you can find out what kind of animal you are.
You know what I mean, most places have placemats that you can read while you’re waiting for your food that explain Chinese astrology. According to the year you were born, you can discover if you are a Pig, a Monkey, a Dragon, or some other animal. Whichever animal you are is a clue as to your personality.
It is also a clue as to what kind of animals you should either marry or avoid. I found out long after we were married that I married a Rat. Now don’t get me wrong, according to the Chinese, Rats have many noble qualities. But it’s fun to remind him now and then that no matter what he says, he’s still a Rat.
Anyway, we were discussing this the other day when the Rat said, “Someone should invent a farmer’s zodiac.”
I thought this was an excellent idea, an idea worthy of a Rat. Now bear in mind that these are not completely scientific, nor are they time tested, but so what? How did the Chinese figure out what kind of personality a Dragon has? Some of that stuff has got to be made up. At any rate, here it is, the The Farmer’s Zodiak.