Just Say No!

On the edge of common sense

Baxter Black
Posted 5/26/17

Just Say No!

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Just Say No!

On the edge of common sense

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• My brother says it works every time!
• I know Pinto took her out, but she’s not that kind
of girl!
• Your wife will just love a new drill press!
• It’s the cow deal of a lifetime but I need a cosigner!
• It’s not cleared for scours and I can’t officially recommend it but...
• This will make you rich!
• The Japanese eat it this way all the time!
• The Indians ate it just like this right after they killed

the buffalo!
• I know his sire was dwarf but I don’t think it’s hereditary!
• Buy this guy in the calcutta. You’ve never heard of him but he ropes good, he just doesn’t travel much!
• The vet says she’ll settle in spite of how it looks!
• He just bumped it in the trailer!
• I know they look drawn but think of the weighin’
condition!
• I never turned a steer out on this place that didn’t gain 300 lbs!
• Yer right, it is the runt. But he’s the smartest one of the litter!
• A little hot wire and you could run 600 buffalo on this place!
• Sure I can fix yer car. Kin I borry yer tools?
• If she’s not in foal I’ll eat my hat!
• This aluminum gate comes with a lifetime guarantee!
• Why, the hunting lease will make the payments on this ol’ ranch!
• No, I’ve never heard a horse bark like that before either, but I don’t think
it’s serious!
• And with this degree in economics you’ll always be able to get a job!
• If you elect me...