I just read a story that is a warning to us all. Nowadays, you have to be very careful. It seems a Wyoming man was recently arrested for drunk driving. But it wasn’t just your run-of-the-mill drunk driving arrest. This guy had been abducted by aliens.
It wasn’t clear how the abduction happened, but the man insisted that after the aliens had filled his body with alcohol, he was able to travel through time. In fact, he had just returned from the far-off year of 2048. He was trying to get back to Casper to warn the residents the aliens were coming, and wanted to speak to the president of the town.
Now this is frightening indeed. After all, if aliens invade Casper, where might they go next? And what might they do to us? Fill our bodies with alcohol and send us to some far-off year? Or maybe they will fill our bodies with whipped cream and send us back in time. Or maybe it would be something even more villainous. It makes you shudder to think of all the things the aliens could do.

Of course, they might be nice aliens. I believe Jupiter has a reputation for having nice aliens – or maybe it’s Neptune. At any rate they might be very nice, but don’t be fooled.  You can’t trust an alien. This guy from Wyoming taught us that. Even though he had been through the terrible ordeal of having his body filled with alcohol and even though he had traveled through time, he was noble enough to try to warn everybody that the aliens were coming.
However, things didn’t go quite as he had planned. He intended to come back next year in 2018. Obviously, this was so everyone would take him seriously and hide. Then, when the aliens arrived, everyone would know he was telling the truth. But coming back in 2017 means that people will not take him seriously. They will laugh and make jokes and nobody will hide.
Then, when the aliens arrive, nobody will be prepared. We will all be filled with alcohol and sent off to who knows when, and it will just be terrible. So, although he asked the aliens to send him back to 2018, they sent him back to 2017. They were probably sitting up there in their little space ships, laughing their many heads off.
So be careful out there, everyone. Watch out for aliens, especially when they are trying to fill your body with alcohol. And, if you do get abducted, call the police immediately. I think they would be thrilled to hear a story that would top this one.